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Christina Aguilera - Lotus

 

Xtina has never been without controversy. Never. Just think back to her cross over from bubblegum pop tartlet to barely there chaps wearing vixen! Throughout her career however, Xtina’s talent as the voice of her generation has never and can certainly never be disputed.  The woman will sing anybody in the game today under the table. Well this certainly was the consensus until 2010 when Xtina offered to the world her 4^th studio album “Bionic”. An album that left even die hard Xtina fans asking WTF? In interviews following the album's release and with RCA being clearly aware of the record's obvious status of bargain bin CD deal, Ms Aguilera offered an explanation that Bionic was simply just ahead of its time. I have two problems with this: 1 – Why the hell release something that you “know” will not be well received during this era and 2- why exactly is it that uninspired, crass and inane lyrics coupled with a mechanical robust beats equate to supposed futuristic sound? No Chrissy, if the music purportedly awaiting us in the future is even remotely similar to what Bionic offered then the Mayans should take us right now. No need to wait for December 21^st! I digress however as this post is about Lotus and I think we should all put Bionic aside and wait for 20never when the CD will almost certainly dominate the charts. *cough cough*

Lotus, as the name suggests, candidly tells the world that Xtina is as indestructible as the flower. The ‘fighter’ songstress has had to endure a bitter divorce, a commercial and critical flop of an album and a rear end expanding quicker than the hole in the ozone layer. It certainly does not help that Burlesque was given the thumbs down by most critics.  There there Xtina!

Unlike its predecessor, Lotus sees Xtina return to her element with radio friendly pop and classic piano ballads. The debut and until now only single Your body had as all running for cover as we downloaded the song only to hear Aguilera declare that all she wants to do is F#@k your body! All the excruciating memories surrounding Bionic appeared to have returned to haunt us all over again. Alas. Not! Yes it probably wasn’t necessary to curse to that extent but Your Body was actually a return to form for the singer. Making a respectable placing at no.34 on the Hot 100 and a decent impact on stateside radio it seemed that the stars were aligning for Xtina’s triumphant return. …! 

Sadly little to no promotion of the single was done save for an appearance on the Jimmy Fallon show. This is a situation which still boggles my tiny little mind. It begs the question of what is actually going on over at RCA? My guess, and this is perhaps overly optimistic, but considering that she is finishing her stint on The Voice there were some contractual obligations preventing an aggressive promotional stance. The American Music Awards performance was somewhat ill planned as Chrissy didnt perform either her currnent single nor her intended second single. I maintain, RCA wtf?

The album largely has one basic theme “YOU WONT BREAK ME”. She occasionally deviates from this on cuts like Red Hot Kinda Love and Your Body where Xtina channels sex vixen like only he can. The standout ballads are Sing For Me and Blank Page, the latter being probably the most emotionally connected we have heard Christina since Beautiful. True to Bionic form Xtina cusses out her detractors of Shut Up and Circles, going as far as telling them to “spin around in circles on my middle finger”. Classy Chrissy, classy. I joke. Circles I must add is an album gem! The arrangement leaves you enthralled from start to finish as the song morphs genres and singing styles like we have not seen Aguilera do before. Unlike with Bionic these songs do not convey the same unnecessary crassness Bionic did. Well actually they do, however now her listeners can actually relate to her having reasons to strike out at her proverbial "haters". 

The two artist features on the album are both single worthy tracks featuring Cee-Lo (Make The World Move) and the Blake Shelton assited Just A Fool. My only criticism would be that Christina needs to realise that The Voice judging panel does not represent the entire music artist registry. Where is my Dirrty? My Redman? 

The only track the should never have left the producers mixing desk is Cease Fire. The track is all over the place and seems to a build up to climax that is simply never reached. Your ears will have you asking for a Cease Fire before the song is finished! *sigh*

All in all Lotus is far more cohesive in sound and direction than its predecessor. Whilst the theme may be repetitive at least it exists right?

The album debuted at a disappointing 7 on the Billboard albums chart and encountered the most lack luster sales of Aguilera’s career. 73k first week *gasp*. The prognosis is not all bad I think. With The Voice wrapping up I am sure the album promotion will move up a gear or 3! A tour could also save this album and will give Xtina a chance to reconnect with her fans and hopefully recruit a million of 5 new ones.

Stonewinner Entertainment gives Lotus 8 out of 10!