Dear Mariah Carey
I recently subjected myself to the displeasure that is Justin Biebers cover of your all time Xmas classic "All I want for xmas is you". After listening to the track which is easily the most pointless cover of the song have yet to hear, I decided to see if the music video could possibly save the dreaded mess of a cover.
There I saw it, horror of horrors, you standing against a wall in the shortest red number ever doing what can only be described as selling your private parts like a common New York hooker! WTF? Seriously! Need I remind you that you are Mariah freaking Carey, the best selling female artist of all time, owner of the greatest vocals ever bestowed on a human being and mother of two!!!
So for crying in a bucket will you start acting like the legend that you are! At the age of 42 you have accomplished more in your career than most of today's pop artists could even dream of but if you are going to persist on cheapening yourself like a pop tart then people will simply perceive you that way.
Sincerely
An irritated fan
P.S You should not even be considering doing collaborations with the like of Justin Biebers.
I recently subjected myself to the displeasure that is Justin Biebers cover of your all time Xmas classic "All I want for xmas is you". After listening to the track which is easily the most pointless cover of the song have yet to hear, I decided to see if the music video could possibly save the dreaded mess of a cover.
There I saw it, horror of horrors, you standing against a wall in the shortest red number ever doing what can only be described as selling your private parts like a common New York hooker! WTF? Seriously! Need I remind you that you are Mariah freaking Carey, the best selling female artist of all time, owner of the greatest vocals ever bestowed on a human being and mother of two!!!
So for crying in a bucket will you start acting like the legend that you are! At the age of 42 you have accomplished more in your career than most of today's pop artists could even dream of but if you are going to persist on cheapening yourself like a pop tart then people will simply perceive you that way.
Sincerely
An irritated fan
P.S You should not even be considering doing collaborations with the like of Justin Biebers.
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